Seriously, this crap is out of control. My inbox is flooded with offers for viagra. How am I supposed to stop all this nonsense? It's making me nuts.

• I just want get a real email for once.
• Maybe someday this will end.
• {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I guess I'll just have to keep deleting spam all day long.

Spam: The Digital Poop In My Inbox

My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.

• I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
• There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
• Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.

Get This Shit Out of My Inbox

Seriously, way too much is just plain wrong. Every day I get flooded with your lame offers for things I don't even want. I've made an effort to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a brick wall. At this point, I'm just mad as hell.

• This has gone too far.
• Figure out that you're annoying everyone with this crap.
• Consider this my final warning.

End This Damn Spam You Assholes

Listen up, you bunch of morons. This spam/junk click here mail/crap needs to stop. I'm tired with your bullshit to scam/con/trick me.

You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a bunch of losers. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Take that as a threat.

• Leave me alone
• I'm not interested

Enough is Enough, You Spamming Bastards!

Listen up, you scumbags! Your annoying emails are clogging up inboxes and upsetting people. We've had enough of your garbage. This is your last chance to knock it off. Keep sending that drivel, and we'll be forced to take legal action. Understand? Don't test us.

Seriously With Your Spammy Texts

You believe you're so clever, sending out your bullshit to every random person you can find. But guess what, jerk? I don't care for your deception. Get a real job or kill yourself already.

• Get Lost With Your Annoying Emails
• I have no time
• Get a real job or find a hobby already.